Episode 8: Smells Like Armpit

I was hanging out in Mun-Tuy one afternoon when a Miqo’te happened by and asked if I would join her group for some leve’s.  I agreed and afterwards she invited me to her LS.
 

It would seem I only get involved with Linkshells full of odd-balls…
I love y’all in VV and this new ls “Hawk” because of the odd-ball personalities. That is what keeps FFXIV interesting (between updates). lol :p
That being said, it was not long before I found myself engaged in a conversation with a member of LS Hawk that was, well, “odd-ball”ish.

<Amrita Prakriti> oh this is random but

do y'all have "squat" toilets or "western" toilets there?

<Kitt Katt> what's western?

<Amrita Prakriti> u sit on it

<Kitt Katt> both

<Amrita Prakriti> squat u.. well squat on it lol

<Kitt Katt> didn't know that only westerners sit on it :P

<Amrita Prakriti> what's your prefrence?

<Kitt Katt> but yea there're both

<Amrita Prakriti> apparently so! lol

<Kitt Katt> squat

<Amrita Prakriti> we don't have squat ones here ; ;

and i need to practice squat style!

that's difficult for girls :/

<Kitt Katt> why?

<Amrita Prakriti> well i think...

 i want to go to an ashram in India

 rural India...

 no toilet paper!!!

<Kitt Katt> first time?

<Amrita Prakriti> yes ; ;

 my friend went last year

<Kitt Katt> haha tell me

 and i'll share what my friend told me :P

<Amrita Prakriti> he said... they have western toilets but ppl squat on thse too so they are really dirty

 and that i should learn to be able to use the squat toilets...

 AND

 there isn't toilet paper

 u use your HAND

 and a cup...

<Kitt Katt> OMG

<Amrita Prakriti> w/ water in it

 *Left hand

 right hand is for eating

<Kitt Katt> OMG they don't even wash after that???

<Amrita Prakriti> um... if there is soap

<Kitt Katt> that's gonna take a lot of adjusting to...

<Amrita Prakriti> but oftentimes... there isn't soap

 yeah!!!!!

<Kitt Katt> eating stuff while your left hand is full of sh!t

<Amrita Prakriti> but he was like.. <3 oh it was no big deal <3 divine mother took care of it <3

 ROFL

 well u rinse it off

 i don't think people walk around w/ shit on their hand

 plus... well it's not like anythng is stuck when u have perpetual diarreah

<Kitt Katt> hahaha

 ok my friend told me...

<Amrita Prakriti> just splash some water @ your chocolate star and ur good, i guess?

<Kitt Katt> she went to bangalore

 when she exited the airport, she saw a bunch of guys queuing up at the wall

 facing the wall

 she went closer to check

 and they're all pissing

<Amrita Prakriti> rofl

<Kitt Katt> PISSING

 and after that she noticed

<Amrita Prakriti> drunk guys do that ALL THE TIME in Philadelphia (usa)

<Kitt Katt> she said that behind every bush there will be a guy pissing there

<Amrita Prakriti> lol ewww

<Kitt Katt> yeah but these guys are not drunk & it's broad daylight

<Amrita Prakriti> lol yeah

<Kitt Katt> and it's dusty there

<Amrita Prakriti> omg XD

<Kitt Katt> the roads are terribad

 and everybody there

 smells like armpit

<Amrita Prakriti> lmfao

<Braxton Kole> i need multi shot^^

<Amrita Prakriti> i was waiting for that

<Kitt Katt> hahaha

<Amrita Prakriti> i'm laughing so hard!!!

 my eys are ... tearing up rofl

  /dabs eyes

<Kitt Katt> /bow :P

<Amrita Prakriti> wooo lol  /fans

<Braxton Kole> zaps where you at?

<Amrita Prakriti> i think that's best quote of the day Kitt^^

 "smells like armpit"

<Kitt Katt> which one

<Zaps Shinzui> uld seth

<Kitt Katt> hahaha

<Zaps Shinzui> aeth

<Amrita Prakriti> lolol!